Q: How Do You Keep An Elephant From Charging?
Take Away Her Credit Card!

Q: Why Did The Elephant Paint Himself Different Colors?
So He Could Hide In The Crayon Box!

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Q: How Can You Tell If An Elephant Has Been In Your Refrigerator?
By The Footprints In The Butter!

Q: What Is The Difference Between Elephants And Grapes?
Grapes Are Purple.