Funny Jokes: Banta ...........................!!!

Santa vs Banta. Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Santa: 4
Banta: Depend karta hai .... agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''
Santa still unconcious...!!!

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Santa: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?
Santa Dad: Income Tax Returns.
Santa: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Santa Dad: Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe ja!!!