Funny Jokes: Banta...........................!!!

Santa to Banta : Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h, toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne h... to 10 k 10 tere....
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h... . to Murgi bhi teri.... .
Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De!

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Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai.
Banta: toh border pe bhej de