Funny Jokes: Boss ...........................!!!

Boss: So tell me young man, on which occasions have you realised that you are important in the Company and company cannot function without you???
Employee : "Sir, whenever I asked for leave"!!

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A Company Owner was asked a Question:
"How do you Motivate ur Employees to be so much Punctual?"
He Smiles & Replies:
"It's simple; I have 30 Employees and 29 free Parking spaces 1 paid