Funny Jokes: Doctor ...........................!!!

Doctor: Roz 5 km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50 kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825 km door aa gaya hun.

Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

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Santa: Chal Suicide kar lein.
Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega.