Funny Jokes: Driver’s License Please.....!!!

I Was Sitting In A Bar One Day And Two Really Large Women Came In, Talking In An Interesting Accent.

So I Said, “Cool Accent, Are You Two Ladies From Ireland?”

One Of Them Snarled At Me, “It’s Wales, Dumbo!”

So I Corrected Myself, “Oh, Right, So Are You Two Whales From Ireland?”

That’s About As Far As I Remember.

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A Police Officer Stops A Car.

Officer: “Your Driver’s License Please.”

Driver: “I’m Really Sorry, I Forgot.”

Officer: “At Home?”

Driver: “No, To Do It.”