Funny Jokes: .Girl: You Would ..................................!!!
 

Girl: You Would Be A Good Dancer Except For Two Things.
Boy: What Are The Two Things?
Girl: Your Feet.

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A: I Have The Perfect Son.
B: Does He Smoke?
A: No, He Doesn’t.
B: Does He Drink Whiskey?
A: No, He Doesn’t.
B: Does He Ever Come Home Late?
A: No, He Doesn’t.
B: I Guess You Really Do Have The Perfect Son. How Old Is He?
A: He Will Be Six Months Old Next Wednesday.????