Funny Jokes: Interviewer ...........................!!!

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Santa was writing past tense of "I make a mistake"
Guess what he wrote ?
"I was made by a mistake"

The most dangerous joke till date:

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Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?
Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!

Santa calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Santa- When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Dear Santa, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Santa - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - !!!!!