Funny Jokes: Jagjit ...........................!!!

Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat bhi lelo, yeh shaurat bhi lelo..
Suddenly Santa stands up & says-Main toh bahut pareshan hoon, meri toh aurat bhi lelo..

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Sata Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier - Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa - Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!