Funny Jokes: .: Just Look At ..................................!!!

A: Just Look At That Young Person With The Short Hair And Blue Jeans. Is It A Boy Or A Girl?
B: It’s A Girl. She’s My Daughter.
A: Oh, I’m Sorry, Sir. I Didn’t Know That You Were Her Father.
B: I’m Not. I’m Her Mother.????

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Two Cows Are Standing In A Field.
One Says To The Other “Are You Worried About Mad Cow Disease?”
The Other One Says “No, It Doesn’t Worry Me, I’m A Horse!”