Funny Jokes: Makes ...........................!!!

Santa Makes call to Airport.... how long is the journey from punjab to America?
Receptionist: 1 second sir....
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Santa disconnects and says.... peeke bethi hai chudail.... :-

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Santa to Banta :- Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne h... . to 10 k 10 tere....
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h... . to Murgi bhi teri.... .
Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De