Funny Jokes: Mera ...........................!!!

Santa: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Santa: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !

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After returning home from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife: "Do I look like a foreigner ?"
Wife: "No.. Why ?"
Santa: "In London, a lady asked me whether I am a foreigner !!"