Funny Jokes: Museum ...........................!!!

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..

Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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Santa joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.