Funny Jokes: ..My Teacher Said .................................!!!

My Teacher Said Today, “I Want You To Give Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of.”
I Said, “Life Imprisonment.”

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My Teacher Pointed His Ruler At Me When I Was Talking In Class Today And Told Me There Was An Idiot At The End Of It.
I Asked Him Which End.????