Once There Was A Mirror That Killed Anyone Who Lied…
French : I Think I Dont Smoke (Died).
American : I Think I Love My Wife (Died).
Santa: I Think.. (Died)

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Santa, Hard Of Hearing, Realises That He Needs To Buy A Hearing Aid, But He Feels Unwilling To Spend Too Much Money.

‘How Much Do They Cost?’ He Asks Manbir, The Shopkeeper.

‘That Depends,’ Says. Manbir, ‘They Run From £20 To £2,000.’