Funny Jokes: .One time when..................................!!!

• One time when I was talking to my mom’s co-worker he said that he had no friends. He said that all of his friends were either married or dead. And my friend who is with me says to him “What’s the difference?”

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• Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Because his friend said dinner is on me.
• If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.