Funny Jokes: RETURNS ...........................!!!

Santa RETURNS

Boss: Where were you born?

Santa: India ..

Boss: which part?

Santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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Police: R u married?
Santa: Yes, with a woman.
Police (angrily) : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Santa: Yes, my sister did....!!!