Funny Jokes: Santa ...........................!!!

Santa: Let's go for movie.
Banta: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Santa: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

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Santa reading newspaper..
News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!