Funny Jokes: Santa ...........................!!!

Santa: I'm going to watch "Mission Impossible" tonite.
Banta: On cable or at theater?
Santa: Not the film, my wife bought slim fit jeans & she is going to try it !!

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Teacher: Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend and Wife.
The whole class became silent till little Santa Singh put up his hand and answered: Prepaid, Postpaid and Unlimited.