Funny Jokes: Santa ...........................!!!

Santa met with and Accident and went to Hospital
Docotor: You need stiches
Santa: What will be the cost?
Doctor: Rs . 800
Santa: oh hello... I need stiches, Not embroidery work!!!

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In Resume of Santa:
Strength: My Wife Manjeet
Weakness: Banta's wife Manpreet
Opportunity: When Banta is on Tour
Fear: When I am on Tour