Funny Jokes: Santa ...........................!!!

In a party, Santa asked a girl sitting Alone,
"Aap dance karoge"..??
Ladki khadi ho gayi aur boli"Haan Jarur"..
Santa: "Toh me ye chair le lu"?

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.