Funny Jokes: Scientists ...........................!!!

Santa: Scientists have found ice and water On moon! We just need to carry whisky and chips with us. Banta: Why?
Santa: Can't depend on Scientists for everything !!!!

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Santa & Wife Travelling in Bus -
? Wife- Dekho ji ye pichhe wala mere Bluoz me hath dal raha hai.
Santa- Dalne de paise to meri jeb me hai.