Funny Jokes: Shirt ...........................!!!

Santa: Shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaun?
Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha!
saale bandar ki aulad.. Yahin pey dikha!!

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Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir I play football, cricket, daily.
Doctor: How long do you play?
Santa: Until the battery in my mobile goes down!!