Funny Jokes: Starting ...........................!!!

MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.
Santa: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?

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Santa to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Santa: My londa gironda from Hero Honda !!!!