Funny Jokes: Student Comes...................................!!!

A Student Comes Late To School.
His Teacher Asked Him “Why Were You Late To School?”
Student: “My Mom And Dad Were Fighting.”

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Teacher: “What Does Your Parents Fighting Have To Do With You Being Late For School?”
Student: “One Of My Shoes Was In My Mom’s Hand And The Other One Was In Dad’s Hand…..????