Student : Doctor, I Think That I’ve Been Bitten By A Vampire.
Doctor: Drink This Glass Of Water.
Student : Will It Make Me Better?
Doctor: No, I But I’ll Be Able To See If Your Neck Leaks.

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Student Receives A Phone Call From His Doctor.
The Doctor Says, “I Have Some Good News And Some Bad News.”
Student Says, “OK, Give Me The Good News First.”