Student : Your Stupid!
Girl: Do You Know Who I Am?
Student : No.
Girl: I’m The Principals Daughter.
Student : Do You Know Who I Am?
Girl: No. Boy: Good. (Walks Away)

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Student In A Restaurant: I Would Like To Have A Plate Of Rice And A Piece Of Fried Chicken And A Cup Of Coffee
Waitress : Is It Enough Sir?
Student : What? Do You Think I Can’t Buy More?