Funny Jokes: ..Teacher: “Good. Now.................................!!!

Teacher: “Good. Now If I Gave You Two Cats, And Another Two Cats And Another Two, How Many Would You Have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, Where In The Heck Do You Get Seven From?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve Already Got A Freaking Cat!”

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My Daughter Received This E-Mail From A Prospective Student Prior To The Start Of The Semester: “Dear Professor,
I Won’t Be Able To Come To Any Of Your Classes
Or Meet For Any Of The Tests. Is This A Problem?”