Funny Jokes:  Teacher Asked...................................!!!

A Teacher Asked Her Students To Use The Word “Beans” In A Sentence.
“My Father Grows Beans,” Said One Girl. “My Mother Cooks Beans,” Said A Boy.
A Third Student Spoke Up, “We Are All Human Beans.”

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An Old Teacher Asked Her Student, “If I Say, ‘I Am Beautiful,’ Which Tense Is That?”
The Student Replied, “It Is Obviously Past.”