Funny Jokes: Teacher: How...................................!!!

Teacher: How Old Is Your Dad.
Student: He Is As Old As I Am.
Teacher: How Is It Possible?
Student: Because He Became A Dad Only After I Was Born.

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eacher: “Why Are You Late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because Of A Sign Down The Road.”
Teacher: “What Does A Sign Have To Do With You Being Late?”
Joseph: “The Sign Said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”