Funny Jokes: Teacher: I Would...................................!!!
 

Teacher: I Would Have Taken Knowledge. But Why Do You Take Money?
Student: I Have The Lack Of Money That’s Why. You Have The Lack Of Knowledge. That’s Why

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A: Just Look At That Young Person With The Short Hair And Blue Jeans. Is It A Boy Or A Girl?
B: It’s A Girl. She’s My Daughter.
A: Oh, I’m Sorry, Sir. I Didn’t Know That You Were Her Father.
B: I’m Not. I’m Her Mother.????