Funny Jokes: .Teacher: Sir,..................................!!!

• Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation? Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation.

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• Manager: What is your qualification? Pappu: I’m Ph.D. Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.?Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty.