Funny Jokes: Teacher: Suppose, you ...................................!!!

• Teacher: Suppose, you have 2$. You asked your mother for one more. How many would you have then? Student: 2$ Teacher: Why? Student: Because my mother won’t give me any.

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• What is the meaning of a true friend? One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
• What do you call friends who love math? Algebros.