Teacher To Student: “Make A Sentence Using The Word “I”
Student: “I Is..”
Teacher: “No That Is Not Correct, You Should Say I Am”
Student: “Ok. I Am The Ninth Letter In The Alphabet”!

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Mother: “Why Did You Get Such A Low Mark On That Test?”
Junior: “Because Of Absence.”
Mother: “You Mean You Were Absent On The Day Of The Test?”
Junior: “No, But The Kid Who Sits Next To Me Was.”