Funny Jokes: Teacher :What...................................!!!
Teacher :What Happened In 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln Was Born.
Teacher :What Happened In 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln Was Ten Years Old.
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Teacher: Suppose, You Have Offered Money And Knowledge. You Have To Take One Of Them. Which One You Should Choose?
Student: Money.