Funny Jokes: .Teacher: Which ..................................!!!

Teacher: Which One Is Closer, Sun Or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We Can See The Sun All The Time, But Can’t See Africa.

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Teacher Asked The Students To Tell The Importance Of The Year 1809.
John Stand Up And Said “Abraham Lincoln Was Born”
Then Teacher Again Asked The Students To Tell The Importance Of Another Year 1819
Then Sam Suddenly Stand Up And Said “Abraham Lincoln Was Ten Years Old”!