Funny Jokes: .Teacher: Why ..................................!!!

Teacher: Why Are You Late?
Student: There Was A Man Who Lost A Hundred Dollar Bill.
Teacher: That’s Nice. Were You Helping Him Look For It?
Student: No. I Was Standing On It.

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Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An “I”.
Student: I Is The….
Teacher: Stop! Never Put ‘Is’ After An “I”. Always Put ‘Am’ After An “I”.
Student: OK. I Am The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabet.