Funny Jokes: The Doctor Says,...................................!!!

The Doctor Says, “The Good News Is, You Have 24 Hours To Live.”
Student Replies, “Oh No! If That’s The Good News, Then What’s The Bad News?”
The Doctor Says, “The Bad News Is, I Forgot To Call You Yesterday.”

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Teacher Asked The Students To Tell The Most Common Word Used By Students In A Classroom.
Suddenly A Student Got Up And Said “Can’t Sir”!
Brilliant! You Are Right, The Teacher Said!????