Funny Jokes: Three friends,...................................!!!
 

• Three friends, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first friend wishes he was off the island and back home. The second friend wishes the same. The third friend says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

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• Two friends talking:
  1st: “Hey can I borrow some money? I’m broke.”
  2nd: “Get money from your job.”
  1st: “I got fired.”
  2nd: “Why?”
  1st: “My boss told me to leave all my problems behind the door, so I told him to stand outside.