Funny Jokes: What ...........................!!!

Santa: What is the difference between "complete and finish"?
Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!! Santa Singh's lover asked: Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?

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"Sure", replied Santa, "What's your phone number?"