• What do pampered cows produce? Spoiled milk.
•  I submitted ten puns to a pun contest hoping that one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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• You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving — you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
• Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.