Funny Jokes: .Why is the dark ..................................!!!

• Why is the dark spelt with a K and not a C? Because you can’t C in the dark.
• Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

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• Why don’t ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.
• Why don’t crabs donate? Because they’re shellfish.