Funny Jokes: ..Wife: Whenever.................................!!!

• Wife: Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do?Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!

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• Husband and Wife had a Fight. Wife called Mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to you. Mom: No, he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you!