Funny Jokes: You Know How It Is In Life

A Wife Complains To Her Husband: “Just Look At That Couple Down The Road, How Lovely They Are. He Keeps Holding Her Hand, Kissing Her, Holding The Door For Her, Why Can’t You Do The Same?”

The Husband: “Are You Mad? I Barely Know That Woman!”

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Mr. Smith: “Doctor, You Remember This Strengthening Solution You Prescribed Me Yesterday?”

Doctor: “Yes, What’s The Matter?”

Mr. Smith: “I Would Like To Use It But I Can’t Open The Bottle!”