Funny Jokes: accident ...........................!!!

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..

Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.