Funny Jokes: bought ...........................!!!

Santa bought a car on loan.. He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

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Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "..In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards!