Funny Jokes: drawled ...........................!!!

An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. "Look at it this way sir." he said finally. "How would your wife carry on if you should die ?" "Well..." drawled the weather-beaten man,

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"I don't reckon that'd be any concern of mine -- long as she behaves herself while I'm alive."