Funny Jokes: flight ...........................!!!

Santa flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha....
Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...!!

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Santa: Interview kaisa hua?
Banta: Thik hua yaar, par aakhir mein woh angrezi me kuchh bola... "Show me your testimonials."
Santa: Toh Phir?
Banta: Mujhe lagta hai ki main galat cheez dikha ke aaya hoon...