Babu apni girlfriend se- darling kal ghar par aa jana koi bhi nahi hoga!
Jab ladki ghar par aati hai to sachmuch koi nahi tha.
 

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Ladka- kya me tumhara hath tham lu?
Ladki – No thanks ! ye itna bhari nahi he!!