Funny Jokes: killed ...........................!!!

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

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Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly.
Banta asks why he does this.
Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."